reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

(via stability)

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via stopstealingmystuffhermione)

katara:

janemba:

qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it 

(Source: paris666hilton, via jesuschristvevo)

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

(via omariospizza)

dopechrisbro:

Okay

(Source: badboibilli, via tedessco)

GET TO KNOW ME MEME2/5 favorite musical artists » Beyoncé

"I wanted to sell a million records, and I sold a million records. I wanted to go platinum; I went platinum. I’ve been working nonstop since I was 15. I don’t even know how to chill out."

(via fishfingersandsons)

(Source: gaksdesigns, via sharnrock)

rebuy:

yonceandthebeats:

i woke up like dis

everyone is focusing on how cute blue’s dancing is but tbh jay-z’s face when he notices her is my favourite part

(Source: diaryofabaglady, via sharnrock)